FUCK YEAH: PENS

Make a mark with these fancy-ass pens– perfect for writing shit down!This set includes three retractable ballpoint pens, each featuring a cheeky phrase ("Fuck Yeah," "Damn Right," "Hot Shit") printed on a gold-colored barrel for maximum bling. The pens are housed in a handy box with foil stamping–lovely enough to leave on the desktop and compact enough to take on the go.

• WRITE WITH STYLE AND SASS: The three high-quality pens in this set sport gold barrels and have saucy sayings ("Fuck Yeah," "Damn Right," and "Hot Shit") written in gorgeous calligraphy.
• GREAT FOR GIFTING: Buy this pen set for all your friends, classmates, or colleagues. Makes a great stocking stuffer. You'll need one for yourself too, of course.
• PROFANITY IS F*CKING PERENNIAL: Who doesn't love a good swear, especially when it's paired with elegant calligraphy?
• INCLUDES: Three click-and-clip retractable ballpoint pens, medium point (1.0 mm), black ink

All orders are processed within 1-3 business days.  Orders are not shipped on Sundays or holidays.  Shipping cost is a flat fee of $10 for all orders under $200.  All orders above $200, excluding taxes and discounts, ships free.  At checkout, it’s possible to choose signature delivery for an additional fee.

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by an additional 1-3 business days.  We will notify the customer in the case of any unusual significant delays in delivery.

We currently do not ship outside of the U.S. or to Alaska and Hawaii.