Men's Socks

I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock. 

• Men's shoe size 7-12.
• 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.
• Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

MOVE OUTTA THE WAY! Fun Person coming through!

• Men's shoe size 7-12.
• 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.
• Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

You can be a partial perfectionist all of the time or you can be a total perfectionist some of the time but you can't ever really make things perfect so release yourself of that notion and proudly pull up these socks, ok?

• Men's shoe size 7-12. 
• 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.
• Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

I like 'em. I like 'em all.

• Men's shoe size 7-12.
• 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.
• Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

The word "love" shares two letters with the word "victory" which is one more letter than the word "hate" shares with the word "victory." Coincidence? I think not.

• Men's shoe size 7-12.
• 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.
• Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

• That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey
• Men's shoe size 7-12. 
• 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex
• Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

• Here I am, still having it. Never lost it, not once, and not ever gonna.
• Men's shoe size 7-12. 
• 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex
• Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

• Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. 
• Men's shoe size 7-12. 
• 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex
• Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

• These socks are as real as pro wrestling... maybe even realler.
• DETAILS:
• Men's shoe size 7-12. 
• 49% nylon; 49% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
• SW879Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Use Only Non Chlorine Bleach When Needed. Tumble Dry Low. Do Not Iron. Do Not Dry Clean.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

• Oaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass, already
• DETAILS:
• Men's shoe size 7-12. 
• 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.
• Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Use Only Non Chlorine Bleach When Needed. Tumble Dry Low. Do Not Iron. Do Not Dry Clean.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

• What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know?
• Blue Q Details:
• Men's shoe size 7-12. 
• 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.
• Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Use Only Non Chlorine Bleach When Needed. Tumble Dry Low. Do Not Iron. Do Not Dry Clean.

You think old guys can't stand up for themselves? Well, you're WRONG. Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% combed cotton, 49% nylon and 2% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

Money can't buy beards, but it sure as hell can buy a pair of socks! Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Also: sweat pants, warm feet, can't lose! Also: great gift, he'll owe you one, can't lose. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

It's better to ask for permission than forgiveness. Similarly, it's better to just get your apologies out now - because, like, you know you're about to mess something up - than to not. Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 3% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

I don't like to brag, but...

Men's shoe size 7-12.

59% combed cotton, 38% nylon and 3% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

It's hard to believe, but I started in the mailroom.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

These socks bring up a lot of questions for me. Such as: Are mudflaps like socks for trucks? And if so, should Blue Q be making mudflaps?

Men's shoe size 7-12.

53% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 3% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

Everyone's Mr. Perfect looks a little different. But EVERYONE'S Mr. Perfect can balance a glass of wine on his foot.

Men's shoe size 7-12.

52% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 3% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

Phew! That was a close one, though, wasn't it??

Men's shoe size 7-12.

50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful. 

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad.

Blue Q's Men's shoe size 7-12.

50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks!

Blue Q's Men's shoe size 7-12.

57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE.

Blue Q's Men's shoe size 7-12.

66% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 2% spandex.

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it?

Blue Q's Men's shoe size 7-12.

56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.

My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT.

Blue Q's men's shoe size 7-12.

51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.

Nothing comes between “a boy and his dog,” even if that boy is actually a fully grown adult man. Blue Q's  funny dog socks, a guy is showing off just how close he is with his pup, who is riding on his back like a backpack. These make a great gift for dog owners, although you’d better get some treats, too. Don’t mess with man’s best furry friend!

Details:

• Fits men's shoe size 7-12
• Contents: 50% Nylon, 48% Combed Cotton, 2% Spandex

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.