Women's Socks

 Blue Q I Friend's Don't Make Friends Hang Out Crew Socks. It's a public service, really.

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 56% Combed cotton
• 42% Nylon
• 2% Spandex

Blue Q's My Bladder Owns Me Ankle Socks. Not my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way.

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 55% nylon
• 44% combed cotton
• 1% spandex.

Blue Q's Let's Talk Some Shit Ankle Socks. Polly want some juicy gossip? 

• Women's shoe size 5-10.
• 55% nylon
• 44% combed cotton
• 1% spandex

Blue Q Studies Show I'm The Shit Crew Socks. These particular results are more correlative than causal. But it's all in the reporting, isn't it? 

• Women's shoe size 5-10
• 56% Combed cotton
• 42% Nylon
• 2% Spandex

Blue Q I Shall Support You Like An Underwire Bra Crew Socks. None of that wimpy bralette shit.

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 56% Combed cotton
• 42% Nylon
• 2% Spandex

Blue Q Teacher Rock Crew Socks will keep you warm and snug on a winter's evening. "Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Wahhhhhhh!"

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 56% Combed cotton
• 42% Nylon
• 2% Spandex

We all know Mom is the coolest, but does she know that!? A little reminder now and then couldn't hurt. 

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. 

I wouldn't bet on luck, but I'd bet on me. 

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex. 

What can I say, I like graph paper, bullet journals and socks with straight lines that I can place carefully in my day-of-the-week-outfit organizer. Oops, I mean closet. 

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex. 

 If it's spooky I like it: crooked trees, black cats, empty foggy streets, soft luxurious socks. You know, all that stuff. 

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex. 

Don't try to tell me ol' isn't a real word. I just happen to know that it's a variant of the word old and is formed the same way as the long-standing tradition of dropping the final consonant of a word to soften it or simulate a slight drawl, just like with rockin', rollin' or scrutinizin' grammar until there isn't a drop of joy left in it. 

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. 

There are literally kajillions of teeny tiny organisms living in every teaspoon of soil. So every time you dig a hole to plant some petunias, you're probably killing most of those delicate little creatures. Oh well, just try not to think about it. Happy gardening! 

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex. 

 A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful. 

We all have one. It's just that some are better than others.

Blue Q women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 2% spandex.

Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time and effort saying it a little better but like, why?

• Women's shoe size 5-10.
• 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
• Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that.

• Women's shoe size 5-10.
• 56% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
• Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

Let this be a warning. A comfy, cozy, stretchy, foot warning.

• Women's shoe size 5-10.
• 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
• Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

You can't choose your family but you can choose your chosen family which is, I guess, what makes it your chosen family so that's cool. Anyway, you can give this sock to those people.

• Women's shoe size 5-10.
• 52% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 1% spandex.
• Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

You're so shiny that the people around you have to wear sunglasses. And those people look really cool in sunglasses, so you're really doing them a favor ... which just makes you even more shiny.

• Women's shoe size 5-10.
• 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.
• Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

• It's all you need, it's all around, and it's available to every-freaking-one of ya.
• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
• Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

• I'd like to see Pablo Neruda or Shakespeare try to out-write this one!
• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
• Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

• I totally knew you were gonna love this sock.
• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.
• Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

 It's time to embrace the True You, norms be damned!

Women's shoe size 5-10.

52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex. 

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful. 

• What did you just say? Is that a dare? Because if it is, I'll take it!
• DETAILS:
• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• Fabric Content: 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.
• Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Use Only Non Chlorine Bleach When Needed. Tumble Dry Low. Do Not Iron. Do Not Dry Clean.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

• Who's got two thumbs, loves long walks in flower-filled fields, can change the oil on a tractor, and makes a mean apple pie? This gal! 
• DETAILS:
• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• Fabric Content: 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.
• Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Use Only Non Chlorine Bleach When Needed. Tumble Dry Low. Do Not Iron. Do Not Dry Clean.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful. 

If you have to say it, and sometimes you HAVE to say it, say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies. What I mean is, say it with socks. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

Sometimes "far" is the other side of the world... and sometimes it's just to the inner caverns of your mind. Pretty deep for a sock, huh? Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

Sometimes the Ringmaster doesn't get the credit she deserves. Sometimes the attention goes to all the stuff that's going on around her - the leaping, the twirling, the fire-breathing, that kind of stuff. But not today.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

My Boston fern is an honor roll student.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

Listen, I said "namaste" to like three strangers today so don't you dare come at me about my yoga pants.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

Try to knock some sense into them, will ya? Maybe they'll listen to you, because they sure as heck don't listen to me!

Women's shoe size 5-10.

52% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 1% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful. 

Call me shy one more time, I triple dog dare you.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful. 

Unique, one-of-a-kind, on another level. Ain't no one else quite like me - and that's just how I like it!

Women's shoe size 5-10.

57% nylon; 41% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful. 

Show me something that's better than a really good cry and I'll laugh in your face and tell you you're wrong.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

51% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful. 

Don't let the black rimmed glasses fool you, I'm not even one tiny bit cool.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful. 

You don't have to tell me twice. Actually, you don't have to tell me once, either. But thanks, anyway.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

53% nylon; 35% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful. 

When I respect someone, it's because they're smart, straightforward and because they leave me alone.

Blue Q's Women's shoe size 5-10.

52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.

• Size: Women's shoe size 5-10
• Material: 67% combed cotton; 30% nylon; 3% spandex
• Care: Machine Wash Cold With Like Colors. Use Only Non Chlorine Bleach When Needed. Tumble Dry Low. Do Not Iron. Do Not Dry Clean.

You may wager that we have gone overboard with the cat stuff here at Blue Q. Well, watch out, because we just raised you a Dog Sock!

Women's shoe size 5-10.

53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.

Blue Q's knit socks

Length: Crew

Fits Women's shoe size 5-10

Materials: 48% combed cotton 50% nylon 2% spandex

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.