You may not have won, but at least you tried! This perfectly sized ceramic trophy offers acknowledgment of any effort, no matter how mediocre. Smart, snarky, and a little sentimental, it's a unique offering for just about any occasion.
• 1 yellow-glazed ceramic trophy displayed in a corrugated box
• Also includes Certificate of an Attempt Being Made:
FOR ACKNOWLEDGING A RANGE OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS: -You tried & won. -You tried & lost. -Participation award. -Maybe the real reward was the friends we made along the way.
• Bonus: Trophy can also be used as an egg cup!
• Makes a funny gag gift, white elephant gift, or stocking stuffer, or a sweet reminder that winning isn't everything
• Great for followers of Adam J. Kurtz, or any fans of sarcasm and dark humor
Agate Moon Phase Wall Hanging - Crescent and full moon stacked and strung with crystal beads.
YOU CHOOSE your favorite color: dyed agates and matching polished stone.
Purple, Green, Pink, Black, Blue, and Natural.
Each stack is strung together with polished crystal quartz beads and finished off with a coordinating tumbled agate tumbled Stone
Great addition to your special space! Perfect to hang anywhere in your home or office!
Each Stack of Stones will vary slightly in size and characteristics.
Stone stack measures approx.: 26" in length
Each strand of moon phases, ends with a polished stone of the same color.
Agate is known as the GOOD LUCK STONE, agate is a stone of strength, protection, and harmony. As a stone of harmony, agate balances yin/yang energy and helps to enhance creativity and intellect. Its protective properties increase courage and self-confidence which promotes a sense of calm and well-being.
A birthday should be full of celebration and confetti. This tray, with its matchbox gift box and Gold metallic accent makes an affordable and sweet way to send a special Birthday wish to a friend or loved one. Perfectly sized for a ring, earrings or bracelet. Personalize with any color permanent marker.
Get shit done—like a fucking boss! This handsome wooden desk sign features three sassy "motivational" phrases—"Like a Fucking Boss," "Dept. of Fucking Killing It," and "You Got this Shit"—all rendered in a lovely gold calligraphy. Simply flip the sign to the desired message, depending on your mood. An essential (home or office) desk accessory for anyone with a sense of style and humor!
• RULE THE OFFICE WITH STYLE AND SASS: This handsome, high-quality wooden desk sign features three phrases printed in gold calligraphy: "Like a Fucking Boss," "Dept. of Fucking Killing It," and "You Got this Shit".
• GREAT FOR GIFTING: Buy this office accessory for colleagues, cubicle mates, friends, or anyone who needs a little work motivation—it works equally well for men and women. You'll need one for yourself too, of course.
• PROFANITY IS F*CKING PERENNIAL: Who doesn't love a good swear, especially when it's paired with elegant calligraphy?
• MATCH YOUR MESSAGE TO YOUR MOOD: This classy desk sign has three different phrase options—choose the one that best suits how you're feeling on any particular day.
See what a difference just five minutes can make when you give yourself the gift of "you time."
This beautiful timer, with sparkling sand set in a wooden base with metallic accents, is both an artful desktop display and a gentle reminder to make time for yourself each day.
Glass 5-minute sand timer
Wooden display base
20-page illustrated booklet with ideas for using the timer—rituals, meditations, and self-care activities such as: Breathe, Meditate, Check in with your feelings, Listen to the universe, Write a gratitude list, Take a digital detox, Have a mini dance party, Do whatever you've been meaning to do for yourself . . .
Timer is 2½ x 4½ inches—the perfect size to fit on a desk or table. A smart and distinctive gift for a friend or loved one who could use a little self-care; also makes a thoughtful birthday or holiday present.
Palo Santo is a sustainably cultivated wood from South America that has natural aromatic properties from the tree resin. This “Holy Wood” is believed to ward off bad energy, aid in healing, calm and cleanse the body and mind, and bring good fortune to those that burn it. To burn, simply light the end of a stick and keep the flame burning for about a minute. Blow out the flame and blow gently to keep the embers smoking. The stick will emit the beautiful fragranced smoke that will leave a lasting scent for several hours.
• Approx. 12- two inch sticks • printed cork lid • 4 1/2˝ high x 2 3/4˝ wide