Blue Q

Blue Q gifts are created by talented designers who make the funniest collection of joy-bringing products such as their famous oven mitts, dish towels & more! It doesn't get much funnier than this!
Blue Q gifts are created by talented designers who make the funniest collection of joy-bringing products such as their famous oven mitts, dish towels & more! It doesn't get much funnier than this!
BIG SPACE NERD ANKLE SOCKS
Regular price $14.00Blue Q's Big Space Nerd Ankle Socks . Ever just look up to the night sky and realize how teeny tiny we are and get the sudden and intense urge to go inside and Google what it all means?
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BECAUSE I SAID SO BEANIE
Regular price $30.00Why... because I said so! Warm, cozy and knit, these new Blue Q Beanies make any head stand out. Each features a soft, sewn-on patch, woven with rich colors, that highlights someone’s personality, passion or their little loveable quirks.
A sassy, removable card is tucked into the cuff, making these beanies the perfect gift.
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THICK SKULL BEANIE
Regular price $30.00Thick Skull. Warm, cozy and knit, these new Blue Q Beanies make any head stand out.Each features a soft, sewn-on patch, woven with rich colors, that highlights someone’s personality, passion or their little loveable quirks.
A sassy, removable card is tucked into the cuff, making these beanies the perfect gift.
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YOU'RE MY HERO BEANIE
Regular price $30.00You're My Hero with dog patch. Now take me for a walk shithead Warm, cozy and knit, these new Blue Q Beanies make any head stand out. Each features a soft, sewn-on patch, woven with rich colors, that highlights someone’s personality, passion or their little loveable quirks.
A sassy, removable card is tucked into the cuff, making these beanies the perfect gift.
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STAY NAUGHTY BEANIE
Regular price $30.00Stay True Stay Naughty with a sheep patch. Warm, cozy and knit, these new Blue Q Beanies make any head stand out.Each features a soft, sewn-on patch, woven with rich colors, that highlights someone’s personality, passion or their little loveable quirks.
A sassy, removable card is tucked into the cuff, making these beanies the perfect gift.
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BRAIN WARMER BEANIE
Regular price $30.00Brain Warmer... for Big Thinkers Expands As Needed. Warm, cozy and knit, these new Blue Q Beanies make any head stand out. Each features a soft, sewn-on patch, woven with rich colors, that highlights someone’s personality, passion or their little loveable quirks.
A sassy, removable card is tucked into the cuff, making these beanies the perfect gift.
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COOKING SHOW OVEN MITT
Regular price $17.95Blue Q's Cooking Show Oven Mitt . Use for the oven, sauté pan or filming your very own cooking show!
Y'ALL WOULD BE A MESS DISHTOWEL
Regular price $16.00Blue Q's Y'all Would Be A Mess DishTowel. This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel. It's not a dig. It's just the truth. Super-absorbent.
AGENT OF CHAOS DISH TOWEL
Regular price $14.00Blue Q's Agent Of Chaos Dish Towel. With a cute black cat knocking over a fish bowl.
This screen-printed towel can absorb the tough stuff... and make it look easy. No matter how you swipe it, these kitchen towels are an essential ingredient.
AGENT OF DESTRUCTION DISHTOWEL
Regular price $14.00Blue Q's Agent Of Destruction DishTowel. With a cute black dog knocking over a trash can.
This screen-printed towel can absorb the tough stuff... and make it look easy. No matter how you swipe it, these kitchen towels are an essential ingredient.
WHIPPERSNAPPER MEN'S SOCKS
Regular price $15.00Blue Q's Whippersnapper Men's Socks .Whippersnappers gonna whippersnap, amiright?
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ACTUAL SUPERHERO MEN’S SOCKS
Regular price $15.00Blue Q's Actual Superhero Men's Socks. It's a bird! it's a plane! It's a regular person doing pretty amazing things on a daily basis!
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BIG SPACE NERD MEN'S SOCKS
Regular price $15.00Blue Q's Big Space Nerd Men's Socks. I mean, all those stars and planets and black holes and stuff? How can you NOT nerd out?
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GO AROUND ME ANKLE SOCK
Regular price $14.00Blue Q's Go Around Me Ankle Socks. I'm not slow, I'm intentional. Now stop riding my ass!
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IT TAKES A BITCH ANKLE SOCKS
Regular price $14.00Blue Q's It Takes A Bitch Ankle Socks. She's a bitch girl, she don't try to hide it. She's got diamonds on the soles of her shoes. I mean, socks.
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BEST ACTOR IN DRAMA CREW SOCKS
Regular price $14.00Blue Q's A Best Actor In Drama Crew Socks . I'd like to thank The Academy, as well as all the people who've ever tried to mess with me or anyone I know. I couldn't have done this without you.
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ACTUAL SUPERHERO CREW SOCKS
Regular price $14.00Blue Q's Actual Superhero Crew Socks . Do you even understand the amount of strength it requires to show up every single day? A LOT, OK?
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SAY IT TO YOUR FACE CREW SOCKS
Regular price $14.00Blue Q's Say It To Your Face Crew Socks . Officially awarded for ten consecutive years and counting, bitches!
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FRIENDS HANG OUT CREW SOCKS
Regular price $14.00Blue Q I Friend's Don't Make Friends Hang Out Crew Socks. It's a public service, really.
DFF BEACH ROSE BUBBLE BATH
Regular price $16.00Blue Q's I’m a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Bubble Bath - Beach Rose, Lemon Blossom & Sea Salt.Soft and fragrant for serious relaxing. Made with aloe, chamomile and oat extract. Smells like beach rose, lemon blossom and sea salt.
KIDS DON'T EVEN KNOW DISH TOWEL
Regular price $16.00This Blue Q's design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel. Sometimes I think they're a bunch of geniuses, and other times... not so much. Super-absorbent.
I'LL FRY ANYTHING OVEN MITT
Regular price $17.95Blue Q's I'll Fry Anything And Then I'll Take Your Judgement And Fry That Shit Too. Oven Mitt. I also fry eye rolls and shitty attitudes. Super-insulated.
FEED YOU FUCKERS MEN'S SOCKS
Regular price $15.00Blue Q's I'll Feed All You Fuckers Men's Socks. Gather round and ye I shall feed!
TEACHERS ROCK MEN'S SOCKS
Regular price $15.00Blue Q's Teacher Rock Men's Socks. In a real, authentic, old school way. None of this new age, indie bullshit.
BADDEST OF ASSES MEN'S SOCKS
Regular price $15.00Blue Q's Baddest of Asses Men's Socks. Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass!
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