Blue Q

 Blue Q I Friend's Don't Make Friends Hang Out Crew Socks. It's a public service, really.

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 56% Combed cotton
• 42% Nylon
• 2% Spandex

 Blue Q's I’m a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Bubble Bath - Black Vanilla & Bergamot. Soft and fragrant for serious relaxing. Made with aloe, chamomile and oat extract. Smells like black vanilla and bergamot. 

• Approximately 20 baths in each bottle!

 Blue Q's I’m a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Bubble Bath - Beach Rose, Lemon Blossom & Sea Salt.Soft and fragrant for serious relaxing. Made with aloe, chamomile and oat extract. Smells like beach rose, lemon blossom and sea salt.

• Approximately 20 baths in each bottle!

Blue Q's I’m a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Bubble Bath - Eucalyptus, Neroli & a Little Lemongrass. Soft and fragrant for serious relaxing. Made with aloe, chamomile and oat extract. Smells like eucalyptus, neroli and a little lemongrass. 

• Approximately 20 baths in each bottle!

Blue Q's I’m a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Bubble Bath - Mandarin Bloom With a Bit of Juniper. Soft and fragrant for serious relaxing. Made with aloe, chamomile and oat extract. Smells like mandarin bloom with a bit of juniper. 

• Approximately 20 baths in each bottle!

Blue Q's I’m a Delicate Fucking Flower Natural Bubble Bath - Lavender With a Splash of Birch Water. Soft and fragrant for serious relaxing. Made with aloe, chamomile and oat extract. Smells like lavender with a splash of birch water. 

• Approximately 20 baths in each bottle!

This Blue Q's design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel. Sometimes I think they're a bunch of geniuses, and other times... not so much. Super-absorbent.

• 100% cotton.

Blue Q's Don't Give Up Dish Towel. That pile of dishes isn't going to ignore itself! Super-absorbent. 

• 100% Unbleached cotton.

 Blue Q's Bitch I Have Time Oven Mitt. Please excuse the background noise. Just creaming some butter over here. I promise I'm listening. Super-insulated.

• 100% Cotton.

Blue Q's I'll Fry Anything And Then I'll Take Your Judgement And Fry That Shit Too. Oven Mitt. I also fry eye rolls and shitty attitudes. Super-insulated. 

• 100% Cotton.

Blue Q's I'll Feed All You Fuckers Men's Socks. Gather round and ye I shall feed!

• Men's shoe size 7-12. 
• 50% Combed cotton
• 47% Nylon
• 3% Spandex.

Blue Q's Studies Show I'm The Shit Men's Socks. It's PROVEN. By STUDIES.

• Men's shoe size 7-12. 
• 50% Combed cotton
• 47% Nylon
• 3% Spandex.

Blue Q's Teacher Rock Men's Socks. In a real, authentic, old school way. None of this new age, indie bullshit. 

• Men's shoe size 7-12. 
• 50% Combed cotton
• 47% Nylon
• 3% Spandex.

Blue Q's Baddest of Asses Men's Socks. Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass! 

• Men's shoe size 7-12.
• 50% combed cotton
• 47% nylon
• 3% spandex

Blue Q's My Bladder Owns Me Ankle Socks. Not my kids, not my job, not the social constructs that bind us. It's the bladder, baby. The bladder all the way.

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 55% nylon
• 44% combed cotton
• 1% spandex.

Blue Q's Let's Talk Some Shit Ankle Socks. Polly want some juicy gossip? 

• Women's shoe size 5-10.
• 55% nylon
• 44% combed cotton
• 1% spandex

Blue Q Studies Show I'm The Shit Crew Socks. These particular results are more correlative than causal. But it's all in the reporting, isn't it? 

• Women's shoe size 5-10
• 56% Combed cotton
• 42% Nylon
• 2% Spandex

Blue Q I Shall Support You Like An Underwire Bra Crew Socks. None of that wimpy bralette shit.

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 56% Combed cotton
• 42% Nylon
• 2% Spandex

Blue Q Teacher Rock Crew Socks will keep you warm and snug on a winter's evening. "Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner. Wahhhhhhh!"

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 56% Combed cotton
• 42% Nylon
• 2% Spandex

 Not going to say what kind of guy exactly, but what a guy, what a guy! 

• Men's shoe size 7-12. 
• 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex. 

We all know Mom is the coolest, but does she know that!? A little reminder now and then couldn't hurt. 

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. 

I wouldn't bet on luck, but I'd bet on me. 

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex. 

 Let's just stick to saying easy peasy lemon squeazy shall we? Super-insulated. 

• 100% cotton. 

 1 cup of never again, 3 teaspoons of blah blah blah. Bada bing! Super-insulated. 

• 100% cotton. 

 Oh, you think you're sooooo cool because you julienne and chiffonade? Big deal, bozo. Super-absorbent. 

• 100% cotton. 

What can I say, I like graph paper, bullet journals and socks with straight lines that I can place carefully in my day-of-the-week-outfit organizer. Oops, I mean closet. 

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex. 

 If it's spooky I like it: crooked trees, black cats, empty foggy streets, soft luxurious socks. You know, all that stuff. 

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex. 

Don't try to tell me ol' isn't a real word. I just happen to know that it's a variant of the word old and is formed the same way as the long-standing tradition of dropping the final consonant of a word to soften it or simulate a slight drawl, just like with rockin', rollin' or scrutinizin' grammar until there isn't a drop of joy left in it. 

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex. 

There are literally kajillions of teeny tiny organisms living in every teaspoon of soil. So every time you dig a hole to plant some petunias, you're probably killing most of those delicate little creatures. Oh well, just try not to think about it. Happy gardening! 

• Women's shoe size 5-10. 
• 51% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 2% spandex. 

 So creative. Such a fucker. No wonder I love you. 

• Men's shoe size 7-12. 
• 58% combed cotton; 39% nylon; 3% spandex. 

 As the old song says: to me Halloween is ev-er-y-day, HEY HEY! 

• Men's shoe size 7-12. 
• 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex. 

 I like big words and I cannot lie.

• Men's shoe size 7-12. 
• 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex. 

Life's truest and omnipresent dilemma. Super-absorbent. 

• 100% unbleached cotton.
• 28"h x 21"w

Who ever said beer lovers can't be soft and sentimental? Super-absorbent. 

• 100% unbleached cotton.
• 28"h x 21"w

Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. 

Remember when you didn't talk to me for a whole week because you were trying to beat the last level of Candy Crush? I do. 

• Men's shoe size 7-12. 
• 57% combed cotton 
• 40% nylon; 3% spandex. 

Men's shoe size 7-12. 

51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex. 

 Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful. 

 A little aloof, a little manipulative, and a whole lotta cuddly.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful. 

We all have one. It's just that some are better than others.

Blue Q women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton, 46% nylon and 2% spandex.

I can do this thing and that thing and everything and nothing at all and I've got the towel to prove it. Blue Q's super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

28"h x 21"

All the fun stuff, none of the responsibility. It's no wonder she brings the party! 

Blue Q women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex. 

I like it all -- fancy and plain, modern and vintage, chocolate and vanilla. What I don't like is all the dishes.

Blue Q women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex. 

You know how they'll know that these were a gift? Because of the glitter. You know how they won't forget that these were a gift? Also, because of the glitter. 

Blue Q women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex; 6% other fibers 

Move over! Make way! Coming through! Get ready! Ooooooh, shit. 

Blue Q women's shoe size 5-10. 63% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 2% spandex. 

Well la-di-da, aren't you just radiant?! 

Blue Q women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 47% nylon;1% spandex. 

Sometimes a non-complement complement is the most complement-y complement to complement. 

Men's shoe size 7-12. 

51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex. 

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

 No, I don't take requests. No, not even on your best friend's birthday. 

Blue Q's super-insulated 100% cotton oven mitt

 I assure you, my confidence in the kitchen is 10000% totally justified. 

Blue Q's super-insulated 100% cotton oven mitt

 I've tried and I've tried to get a straight answer from you. What's the deal, man? 

Blue Q's super-absorbent,100% unbleached cotton. 

28"h x 21"w

 If all these eyes staring right at you are a little intimidating and unnerving, well then good. 

Super-absorbent. 100% cotton.

This Blue Q design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.

28"h x 21"w

 Swim little fish! Swim against the stream! Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

28"h x 21"w

I'm just calling it the way I see it, OK? Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.

28"h x 21"w

Don't forget your manners at home. Don't forget a hostess gift, either. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

This design has luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. The thread’s colors create the design for a sweet, tactile and vintage feel.

28"h x 21"w

A perfect dish towel for cleaning up after your monkeys.

Blue Q Dish Towels can express your personality in your kitchen. Feeling good? Hang a happy towel. Slightly anti-social? Put out a towel with some ’tude. Soft, super-absorbent, 100% cotton kitchen outfits for every mood! Printed towels are screen-printed with water-based inks on unbleached cotton (pp. 101–108). They stay vibrant through countless wash cycles!
Approximately 28" x 21".

Wanna be the guy with all the spice? Of course you do. Add Blue Q's "Mr. Spice Guy Mitt" to your kitchen and you'll be taking a big step in the right direction. This 100% cotton, super insulated kitchen essential is washable, functional and fun- everything a cooking man needs. 

Features of the Blue Q Mr. Spice Guy Mitt include:

• 100% cotton oven mitt
• Super insulated for extra protection
• Comfy, natural-fitting shape
• Printed with sweet retro illustrations and saucy catchphrases
• 1% of sales of all Blue Q oven mitts are donated to world hunger relief programs
• 12.5" l x 7.5" w

The best intentions all of the time. Carry-out the rest of the time.

These oven mitts age like a fine wine--no matter how much you throw at them in the kitchen. The all-cotton design stays bright and beautiful on the outside and comfy and natural-fitting inside with safe, super-insulated quilting. .
Approximately 12.5" x 7.5".

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock. 

• Men's shoe size 7-12.
• 58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.
• Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.