This towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda Fucked Up. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
A pair of star-crossed lovers lock eyes across a crowded pasture. Or, a casual staring contest between buddies. You decide. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us and be like, man, those people were so underdeveloped! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
What I love about the way you Boss is that you Boss without overplaying the fact that you're a Boss. Only a true Boss could Boss like you Boss. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
My favorite part about this oven mitt is the two cute horsies, snacking and chatting up a storm, on the back. They're probably talking about what they're having for lunch. I mean, what else is there to talk about? Super-insulated. 100% cotton.