Oven Mitts

Look at this mitt, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you say my kitchen collection's complete?

Super-insulated.

100% cotton.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

Blue Q's Super Insulated Oven Mitt

Get it? Do you? Do you get it?

100% cotton.

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up?

Blue Q's Super-insulated 100% cotton.

A little cinnamon, a lot of butter, and a heaping cup of brilliance. But no raisins. Never raisins.

Blue Q's Super-insulated 100% cotton.

• Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. 
• Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

Blue Q's Dream, believe, achieve, my friend. 

Super-insulated.

100% cotton.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on.

Super-insulated.

100% cotton.

Blue Q Products are sassy, twisted and extremely useful.

I've got the gear, I've got the time, and I've got the stamina. Watch out food, I'm coming for ya. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Picking a favorite cheese would be like picking a favorite child, so don't even ask. 

Super-insulated. 

100% cotton.

My favorite part about this oven mitt is the two cute horsies, snacking and chatting up a storm, on the back. They're probably talking about what they're having for lunch. I mean, what else is there to talk about? Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

What I love about the way you Boss is that you Boss without overplaying the fact that you're a Boss. Only a true Boss could Boss like you Boss. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Future generations will have figured out a way to grow bottles of wine - glass, cork and all - right on a vine. And they'll look back at us and be like, man, those people were so underdeveloped! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.